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"Leave Pete Best, take the canoli."
George: Now how many songs will I get on an album,
Lennon?
John: At least two, George.
George: I'm sorry it had to resort to this, John, but you know how sensitive I
am about my song-writing.
"And then the Queen declared that John Lennon was the
best Beatle ever, and cuter than Paul, and that John would sing the lead vocal in all of the songs, and that the band will
now be called John Lennon and The Beatles. The End."
"And that's how you professionally iron your everyday,
around the house bed sheets. Later, after the commercial break, I'll show you how to make a lovely spam and cheese omlette,
and how to decorate your bass guitar with a beautiful cinnamon and crushed, dried flowers potporri. Here on Macca Stewart
Living."
"How dare you hit on Mo! Damn, you're worse than George!"
George: Where do you put the leaves in?
"Mmm... Strawberry-flavoured lip balm. Love that lip balm!"
Paul: I don't care if George wants two songs on an
LP! You owe me the money, Lennon. Don't make me get violent. You won't likie Macca when he's violent and crazy!
John: And I already got one violent threat once today...
"SHEESH! The Old Brown Shoe SUCKS! The sketches
are offensive, The Impersonator makes no sense, and there are hardly an pictures of me... which is why I like it--except for
having no pictures of me... We get it, you like George. How 'bout some pictures of me and Macca, huh?"
Layla Mabelle: Okay, Ringo, here are those naughty pictures you took while
you filmed Magical Mystery Tour, and they will never reach the eyes of Mo. Blackmail Rocks!
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