1. Pick a color.
a. red
b. green
c. blue
d. purple
2. Which instrument would you play?
a. drums
b. rythmn guitar, piano, harmonica (which
I stole)
c. bass, guitar, piano, trumpet. Anything,
luv.
d. lead guitar, sitar, organ, everything.
3. If you weren't a Beatle, what would
you be?
a. My childhood dream: A Cowboy!
b. A writer or artist.
c. A teacher.
d. An electrician.
4. What is the most embarrassing thing
that happened to you?
a. I embarrass myself on a daily basis.
b. The time I said we were bigger than
Jesus.
c. The time I fell off a moped, and I needed
stitches, and then my lip swelled.
d. The time the airplane door flew opened
and I started screaming like a little girl.
5. It's time to choose your mate. Which
occupation will she have?
a. hairdresser.
b. squeaky-clean college student
c. American photographer
d. model
6. Where would you meet?
a. The Cavern, she was a fan
b. Lettering class, she fell in love with
your cheekiness
c. a party, you kept giving each other
the eye.
d. The set of your movie, she kissed you
on a dare.
7. You broke up. What would be the next
one's occupation?
a. Bond girl
b. avant-garde artist
c. an activist/model---with one leg!
d. A secretary.
8. Which adjective would the media give
you?
a. funny
b. smart
c. cute
d. quiet
9. What's your opinion on touring?
a. I don't really care.
b. Depends, did I say anything?
c. I LOVE touring. Publicity, press, birds,
they're all great.
d. I HATE touring. Rabid fans, interviews,
screaming. I'm an iconoclast.
10. Who would you hang out with?
a. I'm friends with everyone.
b. YOKO!!!
c. Michel Jackson, for a while until he
steals our songs.
d. Eric Clapton, even though he stole my
wife. Oh yeah, and Ravi, my mentor.
11. If you find the Lumberjack Song funny,
put down letter d. If not, don't put anything else down.
12. If you are willing to be a tiny conductor
on a childrens' show, put down letter a. If not, don't put anything else down.
13. If you wear glasses, put down letter
b. If not, don't put anything else down.
14. If you are left-handed, put down letter
a. or letter c.
15. Are you my favorite Beatle?
a. Probably not. I'm very modest.
b. 2nd favourite, my arse.
c. I hope so! Everyone loves me 'cuz I'm
cute, right?
d. Yes, however, Beatle is just a label.
It's like an old shirt....
